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Mady is A Shark Pt. 1

Mady:
Dude, entertain me.
Sari:
Kay, imagine you are a shark. And you're swimming through the warm, blue waters of the Caribbean. Doing your thang. You're a shark. Look at all the pretty fishies. They're so pretty. Look at the coral! Swimming, swimming, swimming. Suddenly, you bump into something. Not knowing what it is and being a massive shark, you bite into it. Tastes like human flesh! Which you only know because this has happened once before. You were drunk and hungry and staggered into shallow waters... whatever, it was a long time ago, sharks make mistakes. So anyway, this human punches you in the fucking face! What a bitch! So you eat that mother fucker and swim off. Singing I'm a shark, I'm a shaaark, such my dick I'm a shark! The end.
Mady:
best story ever.

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